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Cock Flot 

Slapping someone with your cock in public.
"Oh yes daddy, cock flot me"
Cock Flot by DarkProzzak March 10, 2018
Related Words
flot Flotown flotsam flotch flothing flotard flotz Flotacious Flotched Flote

Ass Flotsam 

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit
Ass Flotsam by core memory dump December 14, 2012
First Lady Of The United States
Nancy Reagan was the 40th FLOTUS
FLOTUS by WordMeister September 27, 2005
In private bittorrent trackers, FLotW stands for Free Leech of the Week, namely a torrent you could download "freely" for one week, without risking getting a lower download ratio, and that you can keep seeding to boost your ratio.
Nice, I was one of the first to download the latest Ubuntu from a private tracker last night, and since it was FLotW, my ratio rose to the heavens! Now I can enjoy risk-free downloading of free, non-copyrighted material long into the future!
FLotW by mikapell November 7, 2009
swampland, marshland, wetlands, saturated dirt
The stink from that flottum is atrocious!
flottum by Rutch Mathers December 14, 2008
North Alabama slang for Florence, Alabama.
Flotown now has Sunday alcohol sales and has entered the 21st century.
Flotown by Duckbutt August 28, 2005