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A mixture of water, white cheddar popcorn, Doritos, five gum, perfume, febreez, and spit.
"Oh just go eat floon!"
"Eeeeew, what are you eating? It looks like floon."
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A king/god among kiddos. Has no relation to kiddos, he turns against them all the time. Mostly has another Floon beside him and they communicate using slang so kiddos won't understand them
Floon1: halo Floon

Floon2: Hya

Floon1:let's mess with kiddos

Floon2: Kya
Floon by LivinYoloGuy January 7, 2017
When you are in the ocean and you get floon
Be careful not to get floon in the ocean.
Floon by Random bored person November 16, 2019

Looney Floon 

Our boy said this one night when presented with the hypothetical of someone stealing his fries. It can be used when thinking about punching somebody.
"Yo, he stole my fries."
"Hit em' with that one, two, looney floon!"
Looney Floon by noirfra February 5, 2025
A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters
Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?
floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020

floonarb 

a family friendly way of referring to sex or sexual acts, it also keeps the youtube bots happy.
"hey baby, do you wanna hop on vrchat for a bit of floonarb?"
"floonarb is strictly prohibited in public"
floonarb by DuffQuick June 1, 2020