fatter fuck 

A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.

Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?

fatter fuck by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm

It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

veal-fattening pen by ginger petunia May 16, 2004

Flattard 

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.

Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.

Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017

SHUSH FATTIES 

The easiest way to get a bunch of people to be quiet.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH FATTIES" *the world goes quite in realization that they have been called fatties but don't respond because they've been told to shush* SHUSH FATTIES is an expression used to easily get a bunch of people to stop talking.

SHUSH FATTIES by PigMacLord February 9, 2015

Fatting out 

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

Fatting out by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Flatty Patty 

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.

Eww look at that flatty patty!!!

Flatty Patty by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 5, 2020

Fattock 

A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

Fattock by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014