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The Fisker 

When you try to impress a girl but fail miserably, but you keep on giong, but get rejected once agian.
I feel so sad for this guy, he keeps pulling off The Fisker
The Fisker by Mark Ahlberg April 30, 2015
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Ham Fisted 

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?
Ham Fisted by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Fisted Gongs 

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran
Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.
Fisted Gongs by FurykFever October 9, 2018

Double fisted thigh slapper 

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

Double-Fisted Battle Axing 

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.