noun; A monotheistic religion with its primary focus upon the magical color changing ogre Fist. It is believed Fist came from the heavens wielding his mighty hammer and created the solar system as we know it today. For his actions Fist was cast from the heavens and is currently walking the Earth in a mortal coil to eventually enact his vengeance for his exile.

Four demi-goddesses also are widely renowned in Fistianity. They are Petal, Awry, Radnor and Eliel, they are Fist's wives. Each one resembles a pool of power granted to them by Fist before his banishment. It is prophesized that these four shall ultimately regrant Fist his godlike powers.

Followers referred to as Fistians.

"Did you say you were a Christian?"

"No I follow Fistianity, I'm actually a Fistian."

Fistianity by Fist Shattermountain February 15, 2010

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When having completed ten one-ounce shots of whiskey, "fishincted" is the word that comes to mind when you attempt to spell "designated" to your non-drunk friends.

Katie is the fishincted driver, because she is sober while I am drunk.

fishincted by southern whore princess January 14, 2009

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