Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

Fat Finger Disease by Gene Bob October 23, 2004

fat finger syndrome 

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!

fat finger syndrome by spacer_ June 15, 2008

Fat Finger Battle 

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.

haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".

Fat Finger Battle by surasak86 June 5, 2014

fat finger 

trying to press a link on a social networking site and inadvertantly pressing like on something that is not likable or relevant to you

Tom Cruise's facebook status: "my dog just died"
Justin Bieber likes this.
Justin Bieber commented on Tom Cruise's status: "Sorry about your loss I tried to press comment but accidentally had fat finger and liked it

fat finger by Accidental_Facebook-Liker January 22, 2011

fat-finger 

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

fat-finger by fat lover May 7, 2007

fat finger fuck up 

The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.

"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."

fat finger fuck up by CossBoss January 27, 2015

fat finger dialing 

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

fat finger dialing by thedruproject January 27, 2007