fedge 

Like "fuck" is sometimes spelled and pronounced "feck," "fudge" (meaning "fuck") can be spelled and pronounced "fedge" as well. Useful when "fuck," "feck," and "fudge" grow old, and especially useful when saying it around adults at church or any other sensitive environment.

1. Fedge, it sure was a hard day today.

2. I can't find my fedging car keys!

fedge by LeonidasWV September 17, 2005

fedge 

the act of simultaneously penetrating both nostrils of a prize pig's snout by two men.

I fedged that pig so hard last night it prolapsed.

fedge by beerswitch May 8, 2010

Fedge 

Otherwise know as a Camel Toe

Oh my God! How tight are her pants - take a look at her Fedge!

Fedge by TheBrain January 12, 2005

Fedge 

The act of one replacing ones tampon with another.

Ben: 'Where did Claire go?'
Dan: 'I dunno, probably for a Fedge...'

Fedge by Ned2507 August 1, 2007

Fedge 

A fence that is also a hedge.

“Im going outside to trim the overgrown fedge”.

Fedge by Dont trip.. March 29, 2020

Last Mohican Fedge Wedge 

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out

The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

Last Mohican Fedge Wedge by thebootsybeast November 12, 2010

The Ignoramuses' Federation 

It's really difficult for a person who living in a free world to comprehend the extent of the ignorance of the Russians. Decades of propaganda have really done its job, even Joseph Goebbels would've been jealous of such an achievement.

They do not know their history, more precisely; their HONEST history. From lies cannot learn anything and that's why they repeat the same mistakes over and over again. Let's take an example, the Germans are aware of what Nazis did, but these brainwashed tools only know official fairy tails, which they regard as their historiography, although the brutality of the Red Army was no different from that of the Nazis. Today the Russian armed forces are murdering and committing atrocities against civilians in Ukraine at least as effectively as the Red (rape) Army did during WWII. It can hardly be considered as a humane sign that at least it's not yet known that girls under the age of ten have been raped in Ukraine, when their predecessor's orgies usually began from 9-year-olds.

Of course there are reasonable and knowledgeable people in Russia who do not believe blatant lies, unfortunately vatniks and their totalitarian mindset are the majority to keep the war criminal Putler in power - at least so far..

Hopefully the rest of the most gullible fools in the civilized world finally have become aware of how devious the Russian vatniks are since the Ignoramuses' Federation who is murdering, torturing, raping and looting in Ukraine for the second time within a few years.

The Ignoramuses' Federation by O. W. Tongueincheek April 10, 2022