Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

Ejaculate by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

ejaculate by nilpferd July 19, 2003

ejaculate

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

ejaculate by Anonymous November 2, 2002

ejaculate

a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation

Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)

ejaculate by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004

Ejaculate

Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.

"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."

Ejaculate by The dead sea May 19, 2016

ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction

"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."

ejaculate by J E Walker April 28, 2003

Ejaculate

To cum

Our Girlfriend And Me Had A Fun Time Last Night So We Went Home We Stripped And I Ejaculated All Over Her. It Was The Most Fun EVER!

Ejaculate by Obongo199 February 27, 2009