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The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.
"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."
eBayed by Madnas August 20, 2012
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a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping
but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....
ebay by steff_G March 12, 2005
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ebony-rose

The name given to a very unique and original girl. She feels every emotion and can read anyone like a book. She is a great listener, always thinking about other people before herself.. She is very independent and doesn't like relying on many people.. She trusts only one or two people in her life. Ebony-rose is very beautiful and has a very unique face that is hard to forget. She is a lover and will fight for good reason.
Ebony-rose is the most funny down to earth girl I have met
ebony-rose by Chameleon August 28, 2017

eBay sniper

The damn people that steal eBay auctions at the last second when I'm winning.
Locutus is a eBay sniper.
eBay sniper by Webadillo March 11, 2006

ebony prince 

A fine specimen of an African American Male. Preferably wearing Tims, diamond studded bling, and he has to be hung like a horse.
"I fucked an ebony prince last night and I can't even walk straight."
I was trolling around eBaytoday, and I found two old AMDlaptops, a bootleg Blue Oyster Cult CD, some ron jeremy DVDs, and some livestock, all for under $60 total.

I bet I get fucked on shipping.
eBay by Ricky Roma November 20, 2003

ebay anxiety 

The final 30 seconds of an auction when you've just bid. You are in flight or fight mode, hoping that no one will out-bid you, or increase the auction price.

Symptoms usually include light sweats, partial deafness, rudeness to others in room, dilated pupils, finger twitches.
DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW. My ebay anxiety is kicking in. Let the auction end and I'm all yours.
ebay anxiety by vixovixovixo July 5, 2009