dead guy duties 

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

dead guy duties by Goonz March 8, 2013

bathroomly duties 

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.

Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!

bathroomly duties by whimzzical July 13, 2010

Womanly Duties 

Babying and cuddling your significant other, waiting on them hand and foot, giving them everything they want and desire. See wifely duties

When your boyfriend is sick it is a must that you unleash your womanly duties in them.

Womanly Duties by JustTheDriver March 19, 2020

Gypsy Duties 

The typical daily occurrences for a Traveler. I.e Tending to the horses

I went to the Applebee fair today to grab some girls, you know ... Gypsy Duties

Gypsy Duties by Applebee Fair August 15, 2021

Homely Duties

What you say you are doing when you know your girl is going to see your Facebook posting. Really you are at home looking at porn and masturbating.

Bobby: What u up to man?

Jesse: Chillin doing homely duties (while typing 4chan into an open browser window)

Homely Duties by Hurricane Sabrina November 5, 2010

Wifely duties 

To fuck, suck and lick your husbands ass. To satisfy his every sexual need

My wife is not handling her wifely duties. I haven't had sex in months

Wifely duties by Kiss my muthafucking ass July 26, 2018

Ho Duties 

Someone who pay bills , cooks and does all kind of simp shit for a person or couple. He’s basically a cuck that pays for shit

Fine ass Jen really let that nigga Rodney be on ho duties

Ho Duties by Cuckfantasizing December 23, 2020