Due tomorrow, do tomorrow 

The words of a master procrastinator.

Person 1: Hey man why are you at this party? Don't you have like an assignment due tomorrow?
Person 2: Well you know what they say. Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.

Due tomorrow, do tomorrow by J Lads Official August 20, 2016

Due South 

An awesome 90's Canadian TV show about a Mountie in Chicago who's friends with a deaf half-wolf and Chicago cop Ray Vecchio, and who talks to his dead father. Very Pythonesque in nature, the series ran for four seasons and starred Paul Gross, David Marciano, and Callum Keith Rennie. Canadian actor Leslie Nielsen was a frequent guest star as well.

From Due South:
"Constable Benton Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I first came to Chicago on the trail of the killers of my father and, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, have remained, attached as a liaison with the Canadian consulate."

Due South by Eliza D. May 28, 2006

due time 

A time that isn't now, but then again isn't later, it is a time possibly in another universe, a time that is not even know by the person using the word. Typically used to refer to the time at which a friend will pay you back the money you lent him.

Hey buddy, do you have that money i lent you?
No, not now but i will have it in due time.
(meanwhile showing no apparent sacrifice in his own lifestyle in order to pay you back in your lifetime)

due time by allclassyNshit February 4, 2014

due Google diligence

Like due diligence, using Google. Due Google diligence should always be done before asking questions in a public forum. Otherwise, people may reply with "Just Google it" or links to lmgtfy.com.

"Due diligence" is a legal expression that means making the effort, in terms of research and investigation, to meet the expected (due) level of "care and caution" before entering into a legal agreement with a person or company.

When you have a problem or a question, "due Google diligence" means using Google to search for relevant keywords to find the solution before asking the question in a public forum and wasting everyone's time by asking a question that has been answered many times before.

Poster: Hi, I need help with xxxx. I've done due Google diligence and I couldn't find a solution to my problem.

due Google diligence by KrisBlueNZ April 8, 2013

due date 

Your inspiration to do your assignments
The day when you really do your assignments

Professor: What's inspiring you to make the project?
College student: The due date

due date by senioritistic-student July 4, 2017

Due Date Theory 

A theory that states that the term "due date" was meant to be "do date"; you do your work on that day. The definition was simply diluted over the years.

No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean

"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."

Due Date Theory by Fokking Seinþroska January 25, 2023

Due Bill 

A hand written note that is returned from a Food Stamp purchase

a $10 book of food stamps
a $ 8 purchase
= Priceless ... just kidding

A $2 due bill
(a note written on the back of the receipt signed by Mr Charlie to be used upon your return towards your next purchase)

Due Bill by Peter Jeter October 13, 2005