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Driscoll Syndrome

n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.
That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.
Driscoll Syndrome by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009

driscoll surprise 

Well... It's when you have two fingers in the girl (Foolin around) anyways, they are your two middle fingers. You have the out two fingers sprung back and ready and at the right moment driscoll surprise or BAM! is called and bam all 4 fingers are in.
Doin a chick in the backseat of her car and BAM! Driscol SUPRISE!
driscoll surprise by Bryan February 24, 2005

Driscoll Surprise 

When fingering a girl with the middle and ring finger, the other 2 fingers are bent at the middle knuckle. You then yell "DRISCOLL SURPRISE" accompanied by "BAM"(optional) and shoot your other 2 fingers into her as well.
I gave that bitch a Driscoll Surprise
Driscoll Surprise by Bryan drisco February 24, 2005

Driscoll Surprise 

This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick..
There is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.

driscoll surprise 

This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.
Driscoll surprise has no set definition its a mystery.

Driscoll Surprise 

Man this kid is queer.
Ya he is pretty queer.