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Dirty John 

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.
I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.
Dirty John by Surfguy September 13, 2020

Dirty John 

That is 1 dirty john
Dirty John by Mr John vpc October 29, 2021

dirty john paul 

inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead
I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.
dirty john paul by ajmxd August 8, 2021

Dirty John Szpakowski 

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
Dirty John Szpakowski by mac November 12, 2004

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

John Dirty Ratcliffe 

A clearly bribable ignoramus who has no background in intelligence who would be the right arm of the 45th President of the United States, just as AG William Barr is the left.
I am announcing my appointment of John Dirty Ratcliffe to the highest office in the intelligence world, whatever that office is called.