Dirty Andre 

A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'

I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'

Dirty Andre by Hesnotasaffa March 3, 2021

dirty Andreas

when a women is having sex with a man with a curved dick.

She got a dirty Andreas

dirty Andreas by UrbanDictionaryGod69 August 25, 2021

Dirty Andre 

A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste like honey. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.

"Last night, I pulled a Dirty Andre."

Dirty Andre by Porn Hub Producer April 23, 2020

dirty anderson 

when your doing a girl while eating a sexy sandwich ( preferably turkey) and smear honey mustard on her boobs for dipping. then you dip your finger in chocolate milk and smear it on her upper lip and say ummm thats sexy !!!

i was feeling sexy so i gave my girlfriend a dirty anderson

dirty anderson by sexy sandwiches January 4, 2008

dirty andre 

when a tall, dark, and handsome "gentle"man engages a beautiful woman in any given location and takes her back to his place only to sleep next to her in..."the friend box".

Andre fucked Erin dirty andre style.

dirty andre by Y ME October 9, 2007

Dirty Andre 

When a man thinks he drafted the most amazing fantasy football team and then wakes up the next morning and realizes his team is total trash and the odds of him even making the playoffs will absolutely impossible - Better luck next year dude!

Rookie of the year? Nah... "Dirty Andre"

Dirty Andre by Carl King April 19, 2018

Dirty Andre 

Short guy who knows how to fuck a bitch correctly. Packs easily a 10 inch and radiates big dick energy.

Yo Sarah had a Dirty Andre over at her House! Omg im so jealous.

Dirty Andre by nigjew69420 April 26, 2020