Dijon Dick 

A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.

Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.

Dijon Dick by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

dijon-vu

the feeling you've seen that same mustard before.

I am having dijon-vu.

dijon-vu by a_falling_toilet November 26, 2003

dijon gorrila 

a mountain gorrila snaking on peanut butter

i have never seen a dijon gorrila before

dijon gorrila by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Dijon pussy 

A vagina that has quite a spicy odor to it.

I can’t get this smell off my fingers… Becky must got a Dijon pussy.

Dijon pussy by DMTwizard January 21, 2022

Dijon sc

A bad ultimate team

Dijon sc is bad

Me ye

Dijon sc by Bummer January 6, 2020

Dirty Dijon 

When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face

Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face

Dirty Dijon by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017

Tangy Dijon 

An amazingly intricate object(flavor) that seduces your senses like how an ice cube is to an hot sidewalk. One taste and you'll be longing for another smack of that tangy burning sensation. Being addicted to it maybe EXTREMELY dangerous. Your mind maybe be enjoying the awkwardness of the taste, but your taste buds are getting the bad end.

Also known as hot or spiked mustard.

DUDE! Did you get a load of that Tangy Dijon (mustard), IT was awesome! It just tasted...SO INTERESTING!

also:
A-*grabs fish stick*,Wow, is that some tangy Dijon?
B- YEP! But you better watch out, don't wanna burn your tongue off.
A- *Dips fish stick* Bah, doesn't matter. This is the best mustard ever!

Tangy Dijon by OfMrGiWTFfBrBiQNUWAY October 26, 2006