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Dietrich Blumpkin 

this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.
Yo mike was getting head in his bed, but let his bowels loose and got the dietrich blumpkin!
Dietrich Blumpkin by Tom H. November 11, 2006
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Marlene Dietrich 

german movie star who became famous with her role as lola lola in Josef Von Sternbergs "The Blue Angel" in 1930, moved to america where is became a huge movie star.
She was married but slept with anyone she wanted, male or female and was a horror to work with.
Marlene Dietrich is the biggest movie star who ever lived
Marlene Dietrich by michael67 November 23, 2005

Dirty-Dietrich 

When you take a poop and the water splashes back up into your rectum bum bum cavity.
I had to shower after that dirty-Dietrich.

Colonel Dietrich 

(Colonel Dietrich was the Colonel for the Nazi Army in Raiders of the Lost Ark who slaps Sean Connery repetitively with a black leather glove.)

When a dude is doing a chick doggy style, and the chick looks back at the dude, the dude slaps her face with a black leather glove.
Mary met her fate with Colonel Dietrich when she glanced back at Micheal.
Colonel Dietrich by Matty too hatty November 15, 2006

dietriching 

1. Doing something smart and sexy. 2. The act of being fucking awesome.
She's dietriching
dietriching by Gv35 October 9, 2013

Deitrich Maneuver 

A sex position where the male/dominant partner takes his cellular device, sets it to vibrate, and rams it up the anus of the receiving partner. He then proceeds to call the phone, and the vibration stimulates the recieving partner to the point of sexual climax while he yells at the female/receiving partner to turn off her phone.
Ryan: "dude I tried the Deitrich Maneuver with my girlfriend last night"
Liam: "woah, that's pretty sweet dude"
Ryan: "I couldn't get the phone out though"
Deitrich Maneuver by Nutbuster2 January 4, 2018

Diedrich 

A tragically awesome name cursing it's owner to die rich{ie: wealthy, prosperous, etc.}

It can be used as an adjective describing a tragic person who gains some sort of richness such as money, happiness, etc. which changes his life for the better. This is usually topped off with the realization that he will just die in the end. {But he died rich, right?}

Often mistaken or spelled as 'Dietrich' in order to sound cool, but only results in a name which is synonymous with 'Look at me, I throw up after meals.'

*Also a noble German name
Jason became a proper Diedrich after he married his dream girl.

Jason Diedrich died rich.

Diedrich by CookieBaker March 17, 2009