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Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
dementor by emmawemawoo October 20, 2008
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Californian Dementor 

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.
I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .
Californian Dementor by VisualistTV December 15, 2018
They guard the prison of Azkaban. They suck all the happiness out of people and you'll feel like you'd never be happy again when a dementor comes near you.
"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them. Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can't see them. Get too near a dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself...soul-less and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."
dementor by Nastansja March 18, 2004
A girl who gives really good head, but her very annoying personality slowly sucks away your soul.
Bro 1: Bro, Jasmine gives crazy head. Matty is so lucky.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,

Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
Dementor by Titus Blowhard September 2, 2010

Dementor's Mouth 

Very dilated anus from fisting and other perverse practices. So called because it can dilate to an irregular shape, like the mouth of a Dementor (fictional humanoid from the Harry Potter books).
Fisting is just gross and will give you a Dementor's Mouth
Dementor's Mouth by Nemia December 11, 2010

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer 

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood
I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

floppy wanded dementor buggerer 

A male wizard, with erectile dysfunction, who can only get a thrill through anally penetrating a dementor.
That floppy wanded dementor buggerer couldn't get aroused at the sight of hermione's tits.