Skip to main content

Tom Cruised 

When a person puts his or her face between a females legs and power licks their lovers vagina at full force. Almost as powerful as Tom Cruises role in Top Gun.
Ryan and Elizabeth were watching Interview with a Vampire and Ryan stated that Tom Cruise was in the movie but Elizabeth disagreed. Ryan wagered a bet that if Tom Cruise was in the movie he would be able to eat her pussy out. After finding out Tom Cruise was in the movie, Ryan Tom Cruised his girlfriend.
Tom Cruised by captainbareback October 6, 2009
Tom Cruised mug front
Get the Tom Cruised mug.
See more merch

Getting Cruised 

-When a girl gets ran through
-When a girl gets pounded
-When your girl cheats on you
-Your girl actively enrolls in hbcu cruise activity
-Sega created
1. Yo bro ngl your girl got cruised last night. couldn’t be me though lil bro. yall stay safe though.

2. Your girl was with her guy best friend getting food the other day she def got cruised. 3. Your girl is getting cruised tonight at the party

getting cruised 

-To get pounded
-To get ran thru

-Your girl engaging in hbcu cruise activity
-sega made
“Bro your girl is getting cruised at that party right now”

“Bro why you glazing him you want to get cruised or something?”
“your girl is for sure getting cruised in florida for spring break sorry lil bro”

That line has already been cruised 

An alternate way of saying that line has already been crossed; saying that the boundaries set by oneself or someone else have been violated in the past in some manner.
“Listen, I’ll stop being annoying to my brother, I promise!” “That line has already been cruised young man!”

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

carnival cruise 

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat
carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

Valley Cruise

To drive through the Cuyahoga Valley National Park late at night. Most people smoke marijuana, during the drive.
Valley Cruise by Caitiegirly February 4, 2009