Crouch 

A tall gangly young man who is known for his thin bloodedness as well as his extreme inablilty to pleasure women.

Oh man, did you see Nate the other night, he totally pulled a Crouch when he couldn't get his bitch wet. Then he passed out because he can't hold his liquor.

Crouch by Ohnatecrouch January 9, 2008

crouch butter 

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood

Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.

crouch butter by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015

Crouch spamming 

Only defined by one word gay

This crouch spamming ash main just killed me aka the gay ash main killed me

Crouch spamming by D4hsh March 19, 2021

crouch lump 

The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.

Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.

crouch lump by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010

Crouch Rape 

A bit like yawn rape.
The act of pushing someone over, who is in the crouched position.. thus crouch raping them.
Also whilst doing this, you must say "crouch rape."

As person1 crouched down, person2 then pushed person1 over and yelled "crouch rape"

Crouch Rape by LOL-lipop October 25, 2010

crouch pheasant 

a fuzzy feathery clit

i groped a crouch pheasant

crouch pheasant by 445 April 23, 2009

crouch-kissing 

The act of a girl t-bagging you

she's crouch-kissing you

crouch-kissing by geiko474 February 20, 2015