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Crackeroach

A poor white supremacist with traits like that of a cockroach but can be found around the world spreading diseases poverty drugs etc towards low-income neighborhoods. Another word for cracker but with the addition of comparing one to the invasive insect that inhabits the ghettos alongside people of color and defiles their communities.
"WTF? Look at that Crackeroach around that block over there, Tyrone. Look at him trying to corrupt our cousinz by selling them weed pot crack and cocaine to destroy our developing community!"

Crackerposting 

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.
CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting

Crackerbones 

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.
Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"
Crackerbones by rnnd January 15, 2010

crackerjax 

lv 70 paladin in the world of warcraft. is one tough badass with tier 5 gloves. people in archimonde bow to him
dude, did u see crackerjax pwn lightforce yesterday?
crackerjax by kimbo_slice October 16, 2007

crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.
I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

crackerboxing 

1) a word used as a metaphor for what adolescents can do at a dance that would not be acceptable for neither childrens nor jesus

2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box
1) lars our new friend and counselor telling us not to do any crackerboxing

2) our favorite activity at CLH