Cottage

1.(n) A type of house. Usually found in picturesque locales, such as lakeshores, seashores, the Hamptons, so on. But that's not what you came here to hear about.

2.(n) A public restroom, such as the ones one might find in a public park. These are so named because of their house-like exterior. Use in this context is widely restricted to Europe.

3.(v) The act of anonymously meeting up with a member of the same sex at a public restroom ("cottage" - see above), with the intent of gettin' down n' dirty with them within.

1. Every rich person owns a cottage.

2. I must be getting to a cottage, or I'll soil my knickers!

3. Did you see that guy in the skinny jeans standing by the door of the bathroom? He is so cottaging.

Cottage by dont i know June 14, 2009

Cottage cheese chuggers 

Unsightly breasts on an ugly person

The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother

Cottage cheese chuggers by Pauloscouser September 13, 2018

cottage girls 

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

cottage girls by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021

cottage cheese 

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

cottage cheese by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage core 

someone who’s style/aesthetic is like snow whites. u love to pick flowers and stroll through quiet meadows. and baking treats and wearing blousy dresses and shirts. you’re very kind hearted and you’re super sweet

me: wow i wish i had cottage core aesthetic

also me: i wanna be trendy😗✌️

cottage core by aestheticnaming April 15, 2020

cottage cheese lover 

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.

My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

cottage cheese lover by fat lover May 7, 2007

Cottage Fire 

Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.

Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.

Cottage Fire by May2Keg June 21, 2007