contradiction

A contradiction is two propositions used in combination where one makes the other impossible. It is something that is A and non-A at the same time. A contradiction, therefore, cannot exist in reality, since existence exists (whereas a contradiction could not possibly exist). In the cognitive process, reaching a contradiction as a conclusion or evaluation of reality is proof of an error in one's thinking.

A square circle is a contradiction in terms. It cannot even be imagined.

"Anyone who denies the law of non-contradiction should be beaten and burned until he admits that to be beaten is not the same as not to be beaten, and to be burned is not the same as not to be burned." (Avicenna, Medieval Philosopher)

contradiction by Ryan Gonet December 24, 2008

contradiction

Calling something two things that are the opposite of each other.

Contradictions: That chick is so hot, but ugly.

That game was cool, but gay.

I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet, but ask me for money, I'll slaughter you.

contradiction by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

contradiction pile 

A name for the place you can store obvious contradictions, lies and bullshit stories.

Jenny: "Mike, you said you would't tell anyone about that blow job!"

Mike: "Um...yeah, just put that in the contradiction pile."

contradiction pile by veeds1 September 6, 2009

Contraflicting

Con-tra-flic-ting
Adjective.

1.Something that is contradicting and conflicting at the same time.

2. To be inconsistent with; in disagreement.

Person 1: "Look at that soldier with the peace pin"

Person 2: "That is so contraflicting"

Contraflicting by MagicalMaja October 25, 2010

Contradiction

Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.

I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.

Contradiction by Whitewitch May 27, 2018

Juicy Contradiction

1) A fat girl with a pretty face
2) A fat girl that wears tight pants. Her ass looks good, yet only because she is fat.

Jim: "I'm only attracted to her because of her face."
Bill: "Yeah dude she's pretty fat. Probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction

Juicy Contradiction by Vogiebear December 22, 2012

contradiction

usually what confused people do.

a giraffe says "moo, im a goat". now thats a contradiction.

contradiction by tough brained cookies January 28, 2012