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Constable 

A mammal of great stature and beard. This creature sings like a Jaybird and woos all the lady cuntstables with it's fervor and gusto.
Look at that Constable, must be mating season with that beard and those intoxicating sounds.
Constable by setmea2 April 1, 2010

Constabled

Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".
Constabled by GFYII June 5, 2009

Constable 

Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.
The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.
Constable by J.k.l January 25, 2010

constable 

Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving
constable by Temple23 January 13, 2007

constable 

noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.
bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...
constable by Pace the race November 20, 2011

jack constable 

A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.
person 1: Have you seen Jack Constable?
person 2: Can I see him? How can I miss him?
jack constable by anonymous420911 January 19, 2019