prostatic congestion 

The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!

prostatic congestion by Dick Tater January 28, 2006

Morning Congestion 

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

Morning Congestion by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019

freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!

freshman congestion by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011

Anal Congestion 

A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.

John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"

Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"

John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."

Anal Congestion by Raphael Dequenta February 6, 2012

Nasal Congestion 

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

Nasal Congestion by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019

clitorious congestion 

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)

Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

clitorious congestion by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010

pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

pelvic congestion by 34235235 June 1, 2006