Cock Locker 

The mouth or vagina of an annoying person.

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."

Cock Locker by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013

Cock Locker 

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.

Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER

Cock Locker by jfj91 January 27, 2009

locker room cock 

A nice floppy cock. When you are in the locker room with your friends, you want to have a floppy cock. This makes the penile apendage appear to be large but not grossly large like an boner would be in the same situation. We all look just to measure up.

hey did you check out his locker room cock for me?
do i look like your bitch?......ok yeah he was fucking jacked with that floppy cock!

locker room cock by Sargeant Johnson November 28, 2007

Locker Room Cock (LRC) 

An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.

Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"

Locker Room Cock (LRC) by Dave Mitchells February 21, 2006

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

Cockblocked by Jesus 

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

Cockblocked by Jesus by bombus August 18, 2010

Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen

tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.

Cockblocked by jim June 5, 2003