clintonian 

Any politician who, while serving as a government employee, creates a net worth more than five (5) times the total of their salary, is a Clintonian.

Nancy Pelosi has earned $5,415,200 in salary as a Representative in the US Congress, yet has amassed a net worth of $196,299,990 during that same time, making her a true Clintonian.

clintonian by Chief Nick May 3, 2018

Clintonian 

(NOUN) Someone who deals in situational ethics. Someone who judges one person, place, thing, or idea by one set of criteria, but doesn't judge another person, place, thing, or idea by the same criteria. In other words, someone who does not judge everyone, everywhere, everything, and every idea by a reasonably stagnant standard.

"Stop being a clintonian."
"How clintonian of you."
"What a bunch of clintonians! Criticizing my basic ideas but not that guy's lunacy!"

Clintonian by ComicalCoconut April 26, 2023

Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.

Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.

Clintonian Virgin by Cosmo March 23, 2007

The Clintonian Defense

The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.

Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.

The Clintonian Defense by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017

The Clintonian Fallacy

The Clintonian Fallacy, so called because of former President Clinton's infamous line, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is", is when someone you are debating tries to derail an argument by squabbling over the well known, and traditionally accepted, definitions and meanings of words and or ideas.

You: Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another.
SJW: No!!! Racism is...White patriarchy!!!...Even when you are not being racist you are being racist!!! Even when you don't know it!!! Your very existence is racist!!!! You, by NOT judging someone by the color of their skin is also an act of racism, and absolute proof of white privilege!!!!
You: The Clintonian Fallacy
SJW: You are ALSO a White Supremacist for not agreeing with me and disagreeing with the idea of a socialist welfare state that takes from the 1%!!!!!
You: What the hell?

The Clintonian Fallacy by GiggiddyGiggidyClinton February 28, 2018

clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

I have a clintonizer for a boss.

clintonizer by kbabe87 October 23, 2008

cliftonland 

a place you reach by being under the influence, a drug induced nirvana.

Man, I was so smashed last night that I was in Cliftonland.

cliftonland by awesome_person686 July 6, 2009