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Cleveland steam train 

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.
man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.

Cleveland Steamstress 

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.
Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!
Cleveland Steamstress by dafuzball February 19, 2015

Modified Cleveland Steamer 

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

Cleveland steamroom 

The result of taking a shit into a laundry drier and setting it on high heat.
Before I left that dumb bitch's house I turned her laundry room into a cleveland steam room!
Cleveland steamroom by Moose September 21, 2003

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag 

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.
" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

Cleveland Steamclean 

After you give your sexual or non-sexual partner a Cleveland Steamer, you clean it off by pissing on them.
After I dropped a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, I decided to clean up, so I pissed all over it to Cleveland Steamclean it off.