dr clef 

A fat fuck who is a badass that works at the SCP Foundation and is awesome at killing anything at all. He is the true definition of a straight man who knows how to please a woman, but doesn't want just any woman and can't considering all women find him disgusting. He's an honest man 😂

That Damn Bixby: OH DR CLEF YOURE SUCH A BADASS

dr clef by InannaIshtar July 23, 2017

anal clef 

The musical clef of the anus. Musical sounds produced by anal stimulation. Making a woman moan with pleasure as you give her tongue fuck her ass, along with clitoral and vaginal stimulation.

Similar to "banana split"- when a woman is getting buttfucked and another woman eats her pussy.

I played her in the anal clef, along with her twat, and she moaned from deep within, music to my ears.

Aimee was getting her anal clef played by Sophie while he fucked her.

anal clef by anal virtuoso July 11, 2009

alto clef 

Not as good as a violin or a bass. It’s as good as shit

The viola is such an alto clef

alto clef by Viola4life February 7, 2018

voiture-clef

African word used to designate car keys.

Mamadou : Yen a voiture-clef.

voiture-clef by garmanbotzia October 23, 2011

Alto clef 

A clef that is irrelevant because it is only played by the viola.

Person 1: hey I play the viola that uses an alto clef
Person 2: what is a viola

Alto clef by AsiaWillRule February 12, 2020

Bass Clef 

Another term for "That's what she said".

Can be used in professional settings when you just can't help yourself.

Worker #1: I need you to condense that report from 5 pages to 3 pages.

Worker #2: There is no way I'm going to be able to fit everything in there.

Bass Clef!

Bass Clef by 411Unit November 5, 2010

Treble my clef 

Telling a man or woman to lick you clitoris

I'm feeling musically horny so come treble my clef

Treble my clef by pvs 123 January 21, 2012