Double Clutching 

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

Double Clutching by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

Chucking a Corey 

Chucking a Corey occurs when an individual condemns an act that they initially encouraged with the intention of destructive comedic pursuit. This phenomenon is also thought to be self-sustaining as it can only be ceased after the condemner has brutally abused an individual beyond the point of psychological moronism. Problems can often arise if the mentality becomes osmotic within the mob mentality and several Corey’s are spawned within the same tribal group.
Although still unknown, masculinity (and its inherent lack of), is thought to be the biggest cause of Chucking a Corey.

Corey: (at party) You're so weak, you're not even drinking, you never drink!!

Other person: Yeh you're right! *gets a beer*

Corey: Dude why are you always drinking for? You don't need to drink to have fun...(chucking a corey)

Chucking a Corey by The Chronicle of Definitions September 12, 2010

Catching the Wild Turkey 

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)

Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

Catching the Wild Turkey by Cobainified December 13, 2014

Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Thot Chucking 

When one woman grabs another woman's hair during a fight, and throws her to the ground. and proceeds to drag her around.

this big girl was thot chucking some skinny chick outside gym class today, over some tweet

Thot Chucking by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2015

Catching the Wild Turkey 

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

Catching the Wild Turkey by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007