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Booty cheese sucker 3000 

The booty cheese sucker 3000 is a machine commonly used for efficiently sucking booty cheese out of ones butt hole. This was made in California and won the final round of shark tank winning 2 billion dollars. To use a booty cheese sucker 3000 simply attach tube inside of booty hole, remember everyone’s booty hole is a different size so find your adjustable size cover and connect to sucking tube. Make sure tube is firmly in your booty turn it on. Start off with level 1 and work your way up to level 50 to get a full range of suction. It will feel funny but you will get used to it. Once all booty cheese is out of your booty, you can take the machine and pour out the excess cheese and your done. If you want a moisturizer to massage into your booty cheese to make it creamier, look for the booty cheese hydration cream in grocery stores near you.
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Booty Cheese 

When something is unjust or unfair to one's self.
OMG. Did you see that?! That guy just no scoped me from across the map! That's some Booty Cheese.
Booty Cheese by simplybrian September 4, 2010

Booty cheese smoothie 

A booty cheese smoothie is when ones booty cheese is so thin when you’re eating it it seems like you’re eating/ drinking a smoothie. The taste is DELECTABLE!! It is so good and is arguably one of the best kinds/ textures of booty cheese. Someone can accidentally have this kind of booty cheese, or it can happen on accident. This can happen when you eat too much booty cheese at once, eat too much ice cream, have too much sex, not enough sex, or you eat too many cat dookies( although I wish it would be unlimited cat dookie eating because sometimes coming out the booty cheese smoothie stings really bad like when you eat hot Cheetos and your poop comes out burning and red.) anyways enjoy booty cheese smoothies on sundays!!!
Today I had the best booty cheese smoothie!! It was immaculate.

Booty cheese 

When a female or male farts on there partners dick/face/boobs/pussy while having sexual contact.
Rob:"hey did you fuck her?"
Mac"yea I ate some booty cheese"
Booty cheese by Nevel.png September 15, 2016

Booty Cheese 

Lipo suctioned fat that is harvested autologously and transferred to the ass to enhance its shape and size!
Dr Miami, how much Booty Cheese you puttin in her has? She wants to look like Minage.
Booty Cheese by Dr Gasman May 27, 2016

Cheese Dip Booty 

When someone pours room temperatured melted cheese in a gaped asshole. The body heat will warm the cheese and make a nice "cheese dip".
"Bruh last night I gave my girl a cheese dip booty...It tasted a hell of a lot better than that overly expensive crap they give you in the movie theater"
Cheese Dip Booty by Tim.Teeter July 13, 2017

hot booty cheese 

Nasty morning breath
Today I woke up and my sister came in my room and her breath smelled like hot booty cheese