Chariot Riding 

When a man is fisting two separate people at the same time.

Chariot Riding: Last night these two dudes let me chariot ride them!

Chariot Riding by 1f1922 November 14, 2011

chariot transportation 

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.

"CHARIOT" -K
chariot comes running out of the misty locker room picks up K and runs to pe.
This is chariot transportation

chariot transportation by chariotthreebff September 29, 2011

chariot's itch 

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.

The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.

Oops, sorry about that Franz, I must have had a bad case of chariot's itch.

chariot's itch by camvant August 16, 2016

Chariot of Fire 

Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr

Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)

When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.

Chariot of Fire by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

chariot ventures 

Chariot Ventures is a venture capital firm.

Chariot Ventures is for entrepreneurs.

chariot ventures by Matt February 8, 2005

Chariot Race 

A sexual position involving four individuals.
Most commonly two men and two women, but four men can also enjoy this position.

The bottoms (be them men or women) set up in doggystyle positions on all fours parallel to each other.
The tops then mount the bottoms. Thus you have the two couples facing the same direction, side by side.
The tops then lean in and kiss.
Thus re-enacting a roman chariot race.

"Dude...last night...totally chariot raced"
"Yeah man, but I gotta say, you're a pretty bad kisser."

Chariot Race by McCourt March 29, 2009

chariot ride 

Having sex with a woman from behind (usually with her on her knees) and holding on to her hands/wrists straightened out behind her like reins.

Took Sally for a chariot ride last night until her arms got too sore.

chariot ride by craigozzie June 9, 2016