dirty caylen

A dirty caylen is when you snort a line of crack cocaine out of somebody’s cleavage.

At Shane’s party, he did a dirty caylen off Rachel’s tits!

dirty caylen by Its me, ya boi April 2, 2020

mia caylen 

a girl who is in love with her husband jc caylen! they are goals

WOW! Mia Caylen is wife goals

mia caylen by brianna cloud July 5, 2017

The Calendar Option 

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

The Calendar Option by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada 

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

calentada by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

calendula 

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

calendula by shell bay April 21, 2021

Cayleen 

Cayleen's are usually funny and very sweet. Theyre extremely respectful, outgoing, and very selfless. A girl named Cayleen looks out for her friends, and cares for all of them. She never fails to make someone smile when theyre down, especially her boyfriend~

Shes one of the sweetest girls you'll meet~~

Person: Hey, you know Cayleen?
Me: Yeah, she's rad

Cayleen by Cayleens.Boy March 17, 2016

caylene 

Caylene is a very kind, nice, and beautiful person. She is very strong willed and always gets her way. She is one of the most pretty people that you will ever meet. She is smarter than most people. She is a very athletics and strong. She is good at everything she does. She is just such a good friend and amazes me everyday!

Caylene will one day change the world.

caylene by Your best of bestest friend January 1, 2018