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caveman punch 

When you have unprotected sex with a very dry and very hairy asshole.
I really hope my date with Jerry goes well tonight so I can caveman punch that hairy butthole of his
caveman punch by Hoe no May 4, 2019

cavemanscaping 

Jeff: Why does it smell like burnt ball hair in here?
Phillip: Because I was cavemanscaping.

Caveman Blues 

The feeling the day after a night out, involving being severely hungover from excessive drinking or coming down from rec drugs (mostly cocaine and pills). Victim has 'the blues' and feels frail, old and ancient - like a caveman.
*throws up*
"Ugh, i'm gonna have the caveman blues tomorrow.."

*wakes up*
"You alright mate? you look like shit!"
"Nahhh, I've got some serious caveman blues.."
Caveman Blues by purge August 3, 2007

Caveman palming 

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.
"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."
Caveman palming by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021

Caveman shit 

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology
Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.
Caveman shit by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019

shake it like a caveman 

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies
wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!