cameronning 

The act of testing the battery life of any battery-powered device by using it to insane extremes and depleting said battery in a record time. Also, the art of abusing a battery-powered device to the point of energy exhaustion, also in a record time.

- He depleted his phone's battery in 4 hours! That's impossible!
- That dude is cameronning hard.

cameronning by cybikbase August 9, 2012

Christmas Caroling Hoe 

A step above a christmas hoe, a christmas caroling hoe is a woman who has been around the block and consistantly continues to go around the block one house at a time.

Jeremy: Yo son, I'm already hella drunk and need to hurry up and find someone to take to the crib.

Tony: I heard that, I'm to the point where I just might holla at a christmas caroling hoe.

Jeremy: Ummm... Nah, I rather masterbate. That's all you though.

Christmas Caroling Hoe by DeezyD May 1, 2009

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

Cantoning by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

Christmas Caroling 

Christmas caroling is an act of trolling during the Christmas season. This is done by singing at a strangers doorstep, and it can be done alone or in a group.

Christmas caroling is the oldest from of holiday trolling.

Emma: Shall we go Christmas caroling?
Emily: We shall!
Amanda: Bring us the figgy pudding or Saint Nick will kill you!

Christmas Caroling by AmeliaClear December 6, 2011

Cumorning 

When you jerk off next to a girls face while she sleeping and wake her up as you cum on her face by yelling cumorning!

Dude, do you remember that girl from the bar? I cumorninged her!

Cumorning by Dance Commanded September 3, 2010

carning 

the act of giving your poker chips away via playing poor hands and using bad judgement. This usually happens after you score a big pot and are in decent chip position during a tournament.

Greg Den Haese is carning his chips again.

carning by Kewlb July 28, 2004

Cacooning 

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.

Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.

Cacooning by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016