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Homeless Calibur

A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.

Characters:

Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.

Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.

Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
Homeless Calibur by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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Soul Calibur 2 

The best weapon based fighting game in existance. Has many characters and gameplay is awesome.Graphics are superb.Anyone who plays games knows this title.If not...they are a dumbass and need to play this game.So go out and buy it if you havent already
w00t I just got Soul Calibur 2. It owwwwnnzzzzzz

Soul Calibur 3 

The fouth game in the Soul series
This game featured three new charecters, a creator a charetcer, and a secret final boss
This game also told the story of how Siegfiend and Nightmare were no longer the same person
It also took away the Tag Battles from 2
One of the best and wrost games in the Soul Series
Soul Calibur 3 is a sick game, but 4 will be far better!
Soul Calibur 3 by Azure Terror January 18, 2008

Soul Calibur 2 

Soul Calibur 2 by Pevil September 29, 2003

Soul Calibur 2 

Best 3D fhgter period. Has a quest mode that actually gives you good stuff, I.E weapons stages etc. Has responsive controle and some of the best graphics Ive seen.
It is great for newbs but there is also enough for the strategy nut if you think hard enough. Aslo contains very intereting charecters.
SC is ingenious in it's simplicity.
I just got some new weapons that totaly change my game plan.
Soul Calibur 2 by sir December 17, 2003

Soul Calibur 

A Fighting Game From Namco, this is all about swinging your sword (Not your dick) from left to right, up and down, side to side and whatever it was. It has so many characters, some of them are mimicking other characters, others were badass, and some are jackass, some has small boobs like Talim to Big Boobs like Ivy Valentine. Some are straight guys to weird ones like Voldo, there were also some awesome guest characters like Link from The Legend of Zelda to Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed. And you need to try that out! Best to start the franchise is the PS2 or the HD version of Soulcalibur 2 to Soulcalibur 4.
The Reason Why I Play Soul Calibur Is To See Ivy's Boobs in HD...

Soul Calibur 3 

A sick ass sequel tp Soul Calibur on ps2, xbox, gc with a unique character on each ps2 is yoshimitsu, xbox spawn, gc link (im not sure with xbox or gc but yoshimitsu is in the ps2)and allows you to create a character or use standed ones with over 40 in all (including the up to 10 created characters) and when you try to buy something in the shop and cancel with x constantly the shop keepers tits giggle.
Im the best with created character class Barbarian and Swordmaster. SOUL CALIBUR 3 ROCKS.
SOUL CALIBUR 4 FOR LYFE
Soul Calibur 3 by thundrstryke September 14, 2006