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Not the brightest shelf on the knife 

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot
Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch 

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.
We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree 

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç
You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

Brighten 

Brighten is a girl who is always funny and loves to laugh. If she insults you, she means it as a joke. She is very ticklish. She also is very loyal to her friends and won't talk bad about them. She loves her family and treats them with love.
Person One: Omg, how are you Brighten?!
Brighten: Good I guess.

Person One: so yesterday my friend said...
Brighten: You have friends?😊😏
Brighten by Someone3303 December 1, 2019

brighten 

Brighten... there aren’t any words to describe him. He is a love and caring and a little silly guy. And a hot one to. He will know everyone. All the lady’s will love him but he will only love one girl. Whoever that girl is... well she is the luckiest girl. Brighten is over protective and super sweet. Very loud and funny. If someone needs a jacket for warmth he will give it to you.
Person1: do you know brighten?
Person2: who doesn’t know him.

Person3: oh brighten is so hot
Person4: nah I like Trevor

Person1: oh well you need to go see a doctor if you don’t think he is hot
brighten by Katereed February 16, 2018

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch 

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people
Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch