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beer bong 

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer
hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.
beer bong by spltbird November 25, 2002

Baby Chute Beer Bong 

Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.

Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..

Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.

Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...

Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.

Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...

Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...

CHEERS!
We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!

beer bong 

An ingenious invention designed to consume a beverage at a high rate of speed.
Travis: Dude lets get drunk fast as shit.
Matt: Yeah mother fucker, lets do a beer bong.
beer bong by Awesome kid April 17, 2006

beer bong 

A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.
Dude, I passed john's record on the beer bong
beer bong by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007

beer bong bonding

the act when strangers, friends, or great friends use a beer bong and create memories.
"Dude our beer bong bonding was intense last night. We got so trashed!"
beer bong bonding by Sam Coho September 28, 2011

beer bong 

Funnel and tube used to consume large amounts of beer at one time. Used mostly by fraternities and lame people trying to get wasted REALLY fast.
Guy: Come on do a beer bong with me, I'll teach you.
Me: Teach me? No I'm too afraid. Girls shouldn't do that.
beer bong by Appreciate July 2, 2004