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boner kill 

verb- the act of losing one's erection due to any of the five senses being negatively influenced by an un attractive lifeform.
Lafawnda just boner killed me.
boner kill by Hamsandwiches August 24, 2005

Bonerville 

The flagship of the Pontiac line for the past 50 years
Joe had a beautiful old Bonerville convertible
Bonerville by andy1 May 29, 2005

bonerballsanus 

When you get an erection and your ballsanus (Aka taint, aka choda) gets hard.
Dude I'm getting turned on... I got this mad urge to stroke my bonerballsanus
bonerballsanus by TheMussel December 9, 2007

bonerballs

When the most annoying person you know has a problem or is kind of pissed off he doesn't just say "oh fuck!". He says "bonerballs!".
Patrick Shanahan: "Can you give me a ride home? I locked my keys in my car with the engine running"

Me: "Oh sorry, I have this thing to do"

Patrick Shanahan: "Bonerballs! I'm fucked!"
bonerballs by chipfsandsfalfsa January 7, 2016

Bonergirl 

A girl-friend who gives you a never ending boner while your hangingout with her; during good times and bad.
Kyle: Hey Jake, Sarah is a total bonergirl.
Jake: why?
Kyle: Cuz whenever I'm hanging out with her I get a boner that I can't get rid of know matter what we do.
Bonergirl by Cult February 12, 2014

Boner Kill 

Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.
"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"
Boner Kill by Pappa Horace November 29, 2007