blount handshake 

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.

Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.

blount handshake by Bongaboi September 5, 2009

kid-blount 

a really horny 11 or 12 year old who really wants to fuck a new girlfriend...

jesus that kid-blount really wants to have sex with a new girl...

kid-blount by meagan June 10, 2004

Mr Blount Legs 

Huge short stubby legs that are hairless and shiney.

"nathan has Mr Blount Legs.

Mr Blount Legs by Banananoozaaaaa April 23, 2006

duncan blount 

Duncan Blount is a prime example of a typical duncan, but he is also more. He is a fantastic but unsigned musician, a fantastic boyfriend, and an even better liar. Despite these things, if you ever meet a Duncan Blount, be sure to keep in touch with them, as they are sure to change your life.

Girl 1: You remember (insert name here)?
Girl 2: Omg, yes, he was my Duncan Blount. That boy made me stop liking girls...

duncan blount by baileygirl June 12, 2009

LeGarrette Blount-kin 

blumpkin then punch and knock out

Michael had a long day until his frustrations were realeased by a LeGarrette Blount-kin , punching her out solved everything

LeGarrette Blount-kin by elkenstein January 9, 2010

Get Blount'ed 

Like the Marine phrase "Get some", but used when one punches an opponent in mid taunt.

To be used in pass-tense, replace 'get' with 'got'

Example 1:

Byron Hout - "Man you got nothing on us, I rocked you all-sorry coach I ju-"

LeGarrette Blount - "GET BLOUNT'ED!" *Smack*

Example 2:

John - "Hey you hear whay happened at Tennesse's practice?"

Biff - "Yeah I heared some dude got Blount'ed."

Get Blount'ed by mrchevys3 August 20, 2010

Lewis Blount 

Lewis blount is a known term used to describe inconveniences that are usually typical accidents.

For gods sake Phillip! I cant believe this... this is so lewis blount. You couldn’t get more lewis blount than this. You’ve made this into so much more of a lewis blount than it needs to be!

Lewis Blount by Bitchfit.com October 2, 2020