bleeding heart 

Feeling sorry for everything and everyone and giving in to emotions quickly.

'My heart bleeds for you.' I am a bleeding heart.

bleeding heart by Liz February 23, 2005

My eyes are bleeding 

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

My eyes are bleeding by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

Bleeding edge 

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.

For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.

Bleeding edge by do I have to put something here? October 1, 2004

anal bleeding 

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

anal bleeding by Spidershit January 31, 2014

Bleeding lethal pilot 

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off

That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot

Bleeding lethal pilot by Colm Conor October 24, 2016

Bleeding Deacon 

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.

Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."

Bleeding Deacon by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010

bleeding heart 

1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)

He called me a bleeding heart when he I told him about how bad that place was and how the residents suffered.

bleeding heart by Light Joker August 1, 2007