bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

bergen joke by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

Bergen Beach 

This place is home to Jared Lerner a kid with a gigantic cock and will fuck everyones mom

Everyone in Bergen beach hide your mom Jared is coming

Bergen Beach by Daddykirk69 November 17, 2019

bergen county 

One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!

Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.

bergen county by DAN April 25, 2005

bergen county 

quite possibly the best place to live in all of New Jersey. with the exception of Woodcliff Lake, any town in of this county kicks ass

Bergen County has mad rich people, but they still throw kick ass parties.

bergen county by maxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 16, 2005

BergeN CountY 

Dirty Jersey the 2two 0zero 1one BC Bergen County...know one knows what Bergen county is really about, Its about the Cars the Money and the Girls. Home to Ja rule, Jason Kidd, Lil Kim, Fat Joe, Russel Simons, Joe budden, Birth place of SHAQ and many more. In Bergen County we do things big and and our parties are sick and our girls are crazy. Its all about BC Bergen County fuck the OC

BergeN CountY whas good...

BergeN CountY by vickk December 28, 2005

Bergen County 

Noun:

Not a, but THE county to live in if you're in New Jersey. A place where I feel as if I'm lowering the property value by simply driving through it. A place where the grass is green year round, all the traffic lights are green when you cruise through, the women are gorgeous, like they all just stepped off the runway and the birds chirp Beetoven symphonies. The houses are huge, the parties are sick and every car that drives by costs at least three times as much as my shit-ass house in South Jersey.

I was born and raised in New Jersey, but I will NEVER be able to afford to live in Bergen County . . . ever.

Bergen County by that outside dick May 27, 2006

Bergen County 

Where big breasted women flock as if they were the salmon of capistrano. Where the beer flows like wine. Where the parties go on to the early hours of the morning. Ludacris said it best with, "201 so much green, so much fun."

Bergen County if for people who love huuuuuuge titties!

Bergen County by e.h. October 19, 2005