beeders 

extremely bad luck, in a funny kind of way (for your friends, not for you obviously!)

"Beeders Neil, that bird hates you"

beeders by Bryan Chalmers December 6, 2006

Beefed 

A loud flatulent or hard gas.

1.Dude, I just beefed in my pants again.

2.Have you ever seen The Pelican Brief?

You mean, 'The Pelican beefed! hahahah

Beefed by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

beaded curtain 

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

beaded curtain by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

beefed the queen 

Breaking wind during an inappropriate time, like a fancy dinner, or a funeral.

Dude, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents last night and I totally beefed the queen.

beefed the queen by Professor Charles2 April 30, 2012

Brown breeded 

The act of raping and killing someone.

i heard that you brown breeded her

Brown breeded by OHToshi February 28, 2022

Breeded 

What I am when someone shoots his cum up my ass.

I just got breeded by five strangers and now my ass is leaking.

Breeded by shadycatfish May 9, 2020

beefed 

To flatulate, usually a thunderous, solid, thick and juicy rip.

What a great word, "beefed". Uncle Jimmy was beefin' it up at the club last night and everyone was waling away from him.

beefed by beefy April 17, 2003