Bean bagged 

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

Bean bagged by Bumsheek September 20, 2015

Bean bagged 

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.

She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me

Bean bagged by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022

Bean Bagger 

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

Bean Bagger by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019

Beanbagger 

1.A man or women who takes part in the sexual act of sucking a mans scrotum
2. Someone who sucks at life

Man #1:"Hey I've got a sack of sticky -icky!
Man #2:"I dont smoke the devils herb!"
Man # 1: Dude, you always were a beanbagger."

Beanbagger by MdaveM August 4, 2008

Beanbagger 

Liberal protesters, often anti-war, anti-Bush, anti-capitalism, etc. They often get the police involved due to destructive behavior, and the police sometimes use a gun that shoots beanbags, as a crowd control weapon.

The term is a fitting rebuttal to liberals who call conservative protesters "teabaggers" for attending anti-big government "tea parties".

"Did you see those beanbaggers at the G20 Summit? What a bunch of animals".

"Conservatives are peaceful "teabaggers" but liberal beanbaggers behave like animals.

Beanbagger by Killroy2010 October 15, 2009

Beanbagged 

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.

"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."

Beanbagged by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

Beanbagged 

Having sex on a beanbag

“Do you want to get beanbagged?”

Beanbagged by Babaganoosh7772 December 27, 2022