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Erotic Barber

Irl name Brandon Curington, The Erotic Barber gives niggas haircuts while naked and has you do that Bust That Nut Challenge with him. If you ever wanted to get a haircut but don’t want any hair on your clothes, Brandon is your man.
Daquan: Ay Tyrone I’m gonna hit up Brandon, he gives me that good fade.
Tyrone: Nigga ain’t Brandon that Erotic Barber I’ve been hearin about? He’s a fuckin fag nigga he loves seeing nigga’s dicks and let’s em stroke his.
Daquan: He give me dat good fade tho, and plus It’s Hump Day, and I tagged dem 3 big dick ass niggas for a discount.
Erotic Barber by Lobert_Rarsh September 30, 2022
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The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.
trumpster babies by SCY1001 January 20, 2017

Barber Beats 

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.
Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!
Barber Beats by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021

stanley barber 

The nicest male around, he accepts his best friends sexuality and Is a bit weird and socially awkward. He is also funny and so uncool that he’s cool. The master of zero fucks and The king of Jellyfishes.
Stanley Barber, he lives down the street from me- Sydney Novak

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"
Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

barbecue clueless 

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.
They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!