ballwashing

more intense/pitiful form of sucking up

Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."

ballwashing by Rodney King April 22, 2004

jersey ball wash 

The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit

Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting

jersey ball wash by boorilla December 9, 2007

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

ball wash by jr December 11, 2004

BALLWASHED 

1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.

2) Some who simps for NASA.

3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.

4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.

-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.

BALLWASHED by Mallory.Bowser October 19, 2021

ballwasher

One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.

This term is used as an insult.

That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.

ballwasher by jody November 15, 2003

ball wash

When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.

How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.

ball wash by Redden May 31, 2011

ballrash 

Ballrash normally occurs after rubbing your scrotum against your sex partners partly shaved bearded dragon. This practise is a result of not wanting to shoot a load into your partners vaginal area but rather pull out rub your srotum along the partly shaved hairy bicycle rack to shoot your load over the stomach and breast region of your partner.

'I pulled out the other night and have the MRS and ballsack rub on her partly shaved pussy and ended up with ballrash'

ballrash by Blogmaster December 30, 2007