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Ballroom Blitz 

1.Song by Glam rock band Sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band The Damned.

2.Cockney Rhyming Slang for tits.

see also: Blitzkrieg Bop
And the man at the back said Everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz.
Ballroom Blitz by go20orange April 17, 2006
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Ballroom Blowout 

When you are hitting your boy from behind and you proceed to give him an anal cream pie and the excess dips slowly down his sack.
Hey Spencer did you enjoy that ballroom blowout I gave you last night?

Ballroom blitz 

When a fight breaks out in a club or a reference to a song of the same name
Boy, I'm gonna worn ya it's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz.
Ballroom blitz by Deadpool36501 December 3, 2016

Ballroom Blitz 

When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".
Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.

Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)
Ballroom Blitz by TangClock July 2, 2009

Ballroom Blast 

When you dance like in the movie Cinderalla and then have sex on the floor with a glass shoe.
Me and bae had a great time doing the Ballroom Blast
Ballroom Blast by Dustyturtle January 8, 2015

ballroom drapes 

when a females vagina lips hang real low much like the drapes in a ballroom or movie theatre.
I was amazed at how low her ballroom drapes hung.

Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.
Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"