Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused

just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think

Awaken the Bacon by dan102 September 20, 2010

roid awakening 

When your hemrroids become inflamed and irritated after eating spicy foods.

Marc put jalapeños on his hamburger and had a roid awakening when he took a crap.

roid awakening by Aneefa February 26, 2014

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life in which they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Until I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and full of cooties.
Johnny: Ah, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

Sexual Awakening by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

awaken

when the pillar man from jojo went : AYAYAYAYA

Joeseph: Have u heard about Awaken?

Smokey: What
*AYAYAYAYA*

awaken by dielien April 27, 2020

awakened simp 

Simps are not eternal. The "awakened simp" is the state of being a simp achieves when he realizes his wrongdoings. This state comes after a simp has endured too much self-inflicted pain. This is also when a simp realizes that he needs to work to better himself, his self worth and confidence, before working on getting laid

Kyle used to be a simp, chasing uninterested women and belittling himself. Now he's become an awakened simp. What a chad

awakened simp by Charlie 27 April 8, 2020

Awakening 

uh-wey-kuh-ning

adjective

The process one went through when reaching enlightenment.

"The Red Pill of Awakening "

“You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” –Morpheus to Neo in the movie The Matrix

Awakening by Pseudonym2.0 March 11, 2015

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.

Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

Crusty Awakening by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010