Assault Rifle 

A firearm using a lower power cartridge and having features to make it more deadly at closer range than a Main Battle Rifle using a full power cartridge. The assault rifle is shorter and lighter and has a pistol grip and uses large capacity magazines. It can be a military selective fire weapon or a civilian legal semiautomatic weapon.

The gun industry did use the term assault rifle for the semiautomatic version. Rebranded recently as Modern Sporting Rifle or other innocuous terms.

The school shooter used an assault rifle to kill two dozen students and staff despite the presence of an armed school resource officer on duty.

Assault Rifle by Orioles fan June 7, 2019

Assault Rifle 

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

Assault Rifle by WarFather August 8, 2023

Assault Rifle

1A. Translated from "Sturmgewehr" Meaning Storm Rifle or simpily Assault Rifle, Is a Term coined by the Germans in 1944 when designing the STG44.
2A. a lightweight rifle fed by a magazine and capable of automatic fire, designed for infantry use.

Lefty 1: Ban Assault Rifles!!!!!
Republican 1: No fuck you you commie!!!!!

Assault Rifle by AK47AR15 March 15, 2026

Assault Rifle Wedding 

worse than a shotgun wedding...

I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.

the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs

Assault Rifle Wedding by Gambit3896 August 17, 2010

Assault Rifle Fifteen 

A synonym for "AR-15" (Armourlight Rifle Fifteen) used by Congressmen to attempt (and fail) to vilify the poor "Assault weapon". It's only used by people (Congressmen their not human) who blame Columbine on Battlefield 4.

Whiney Congressman 1: This Assault Rifle Fifteen was used to kill a man!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!

Assault Rifle Fifteen by Olegthefuckwhit November 29, 2021

XM8 Lightweight Assault Rifle 

A 5.56mm assault rifle currently in the developmental stages to replace the M4 Carbine and M16-series weapons, and serve along side the XM-29 (formerly known as the Objective Individual Combat Weapon).

The XM8 is being developed by the U.S. military.

XM8 Lightweight Assault Rifle by JoeBob September 7, 2003

Sexual Assault Rifle 

I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.

Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.

Sexual Assault Rifle by Dan Z. May 15, 2005