ASP

Attention seeking post

Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP

by The finger bandit May 7, 2014

asp

euphemism for "ass"

He managed to defend himself and cover his asp

by biwan0 April 8, 2021

ASP

Anal Sex Police of NY

My husband and I were "caught" having anal sex by our seven-year-old son.

by Stephen` December 13, 2004

ASP

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

by god December 14, 2002

ASP

Adult Services Provider. Someone who provides adult services for pay. Examples are call girls, escorts, erotic masseuses, street walkers, strip club dancers, ladies working in massage parlors, ladies advertising online, etc.

Another term used is simply "provider."

The term is not sex-specific; it applies to both sexes.

She is a great ASP. I had a wonderful session with that lady.

by rosco2 January 11, 2009

Asp

As ass pimple.

Man, every time I sit down my fucking butt smarts cause of this volatile 'asp'.

by Ferreson February 26, 2004

asp

Ambivalent or Ambiguous about their Sexual Preference.

I can't tell if he's gay or straight. He's so ASP.

by ChristineNYC May 8, 2006