arsenic 

A poisonous element that NOBODY should be eating/drinking!

He took the arsenic and put it in his burrito. The burrito was now poisonous.

arsenic by HybridPlayz January 23, 2017

Arseniy 

The most handsome person ever! Who is awesome! He is also very very, very loving, + lovable

OMG He is such an Arseniy!!!

Arseniy by Aarsha January 18, 2023

Arseneck

A particularly chubby person with fat rolls around the back of the neck resembling an arse or ass.

The species mainly comes from Northen England (accompanied with a strong Northen accent), thriving on potato cobblers and Coors Fine Light Beer.

Some, but not all of them have very poor vision and as a result they squint almost all of the time. They can also be seen wearing beanie hats and perfectly fit the description of 'Brit abroad' whilst on holiday.

John, check out that chubby fucker!
- Said creature turns around, showing his neck
Fuck me, he's a proper arseneck!

Arseneck by hopintheroflcopter July 7, 2011

arsenia 

Arsenia's are honest , very thoughtful , sweet as hell. Make bad decisions. Love to complain about everything. And very humble.

Arsenia thinks walking is hard.

arsenia by nonopebye June 11, 2016

Arsenip 

The pain resulting from having a parnsip inserted into one's poop chute

My arsenip's playing up something terrible today.

Why?

The parsnip Barbara used to penetrate my sphincter last night was of prize winning proportions; should have stuck to the butternut squash!

Arsenip by doctor brownthumb January 30, 2010

Arsene

There’s a 98% chance that any guy with this name has an obscenely massive dong but an even bigger heart and is most likely the funniest person you’ll ever meet

Girl: Mom!! I think I found my future husband

Mom: I’m so happy for you! What’s his name?

Girl: His name’s Arsene look at this picture of him.
Mom: That’s funny...the man I slept with yesterday wore that exact same shirt...and those jeans!
Girl:.....
Mom.....

Arsene by DaggerDaddyBill April 3, 2020

arsenicCatnip 

Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck.

ArsenicCatnip is the nickname for the cutest troll in all of Homestuck.

arsenicCatnip by LunaDragonEternal January 30, 2016